throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

(via odde07)


trransatlanticism:

menthuthuyoupi:

theloudcampaign:

ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

we hold on to the wrong things as humans 

man what the fuck……

thank you Sam Pepper for making the world realize

(via eyeswidewithwonder)


kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via doingworse)


lesbian relationships

tastethefailureonurlips:

jordanandamanda:

lezbeginshallwe:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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This is so accurate it’s unreal

(via odde07)


stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via laughbitches)


lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

(via laughbitches)


that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(via lundibix)


thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

(via laughbitches)


thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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(via laughbitches)


lohanthony:

why is no one paying attention to the fact that it says “Miranda Cosgrove: Blogger”

(via laughbitches)


I wonder if anybody’s gotten Miley Cyrus tattooed on their dick yet so that every time they get a boner it would look like she was riding their testicles like in wrecking ball


blkmartian:

theblackandgreenmartian:

jcoleknowsbest:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

Lol… white supremacy

I hope all the butter she puts in her food kills her.

Damn a whole network though? Karma is to real for her to be prospering

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Q
show me whts between ur legs and ill venture down there ;)
Anonymous

I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care.